Davezilla, bless his black heart, has discovered some lesser-known predictions of Nostradamus:
"A Pizza-Maker shall be born near Italy.
Who shall cause all penguins to explode,
They shall say, with what marshmallow peeps he keeps company
He shall be found less a Pizza-Maker than a misshapen toad.
From a simple plastic surgeon he will rise to the empire,
From the short nose he will attain the long.
Great schools of Sea Monkeys shall arise."
[More good stuff in the comments too, as always in Davezilla-Land.]
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