Hunter doesn't really care for the bailout plan. He has a different idea:
I propose instead that Henry Paulson give that 700 billion dollars to me. In return, I'll stimulate the economy myself. I'll stimulate the hell out of it -- whatever you want. I'll spend it like it was water, and I was some sort of... water-spending guy.
The first thing I'd do? Build new solar and wind infrastructure, and make untold billions of dollars providing power to the nation. The walls of my corporate headquarters would be covered with solid gold, and the business park would be laid out so that from space, it would look like Calvin peeing on barrels of oil.
I'd create jobs like there was no tomorrow. My car is broken, so I'd hire 20,000 people to carry it mosh-pit-style into town whenever I needed to go shopping. I'd finance the arts, creating thousand-person choral groups to Rickroll my enemies in front of their own houses. Rush Limbaugh would be serenaded wherever he went from a fleet of low-flying zeppelins.
More great suggestions that had me spitting up my coffee, in his blog post, "Oh, And A Pony, Too. With A Jet Pack".