Come Calling

I'm uninspired. Here's all I could come up with for the week's Unconscious Mutterings:

• Thug :: Halliburton
• Slurp :: Big Gulp
  
• Alley :: Oop
• Sweater vest :: Mr. Rogers
  
• Targeted :: pinpointed
• Snazzy :: kewl
• Oy! :: vey
• Jury duty :: a jury of one's peers
  
• Low fat :: high carb
  
• Responsibility :: accountability