You Say Goodbye, And I Say Hello

I'm not feelin' it this weekend (I've been sick, and I'm still in a funk), but I'll do the Unconscious Mutterings anyway:

• What women want :: Mel Gibson, apparently
  
• Epidemic :: superfluenza
  
• Taxes :: and death
  
• Hello :: goodbye
• Confidential :: L.A.
• Lights :: camera, action
  
• Summation :: doesn't add up
  
• Hard feelings :: there's plenty
  
• Electric :: boogaloo
  
• Fresh start :: there's no such thing