Here is a fine assembly of 9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think.
The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. We're not sure who to side with.
So, here are some words that you'll see used incorrectly on a daily basis, and a helpful guide as to just how big of a dick you'd have to be to correct people on it. We have also included many pictures of these words being read by women with large boobs.
Thanks for the link, Minnie! Methinks I must start reading Cracked.com regularly.