The Wrong Underwear Can Kill

George Carlin cracks me up! I leafed through his "Braindroppings" book again today, and when I got to his section of "self-help titles" I started chuckling so hard I was shaking. Here's what he recommends:
Earn Big Money by Sitting in Your Car Trunk
I Gave Up Hope and It Worked Just Fine
Why You Should Never Yodel During an Electrical Storm
Six Ways to Screw Up Before Breakfast
Where to Hide a Really Big Snot
The Wrong Underwear Can Kill
Lightweight Summer Ensembles to Wear on the Toilet
Why You Must Never Give Yourself a Neck Operation
A Complete List of People Who Are Not Making Progress
Wouldn't you just love to have all these books on your shelves?